 Ahem, cough cough.
Hi, everyone, thanks for coming. Can we get our glasses filled? Don’t take a drink just yet…yes, yes, I know how hard that can be. I’d just like to take this opportunity to pay tribute to a dear friend. They are a constant in not only my life, but I’m sure in others too. They are someone to rely on in the good times and in the bad. That’s right, you guessed it, I’m talking about my mate and yours, it’s The First Sip!! (Pause for applause.) Our mate The First Sip is one I know I can count on to act like a goose. (Pause and do the sly face.) They attempt to distract me on a Friday afternoon around 2:41 pm with their plans of after work drinks, through our mutual friend’s group chat that’s full of their jokes and TGIF memes. As always, it’s great to see them at the bar. Last week The First Sip greeted me through a glistening pint of Goose Island IPA that was only $9 during the happy hour that brilliantly lasted for longer than an actual hour! (Pause for applause.) Cough, cough. Ahem. Our mate The First Sip though, is also there when times get tough. Just like you’d expect a great mate to do.
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